Is it bad manners to write a poem in the style of "O Captain! My Captain!" about pizza?
Cause I already did and now I'm feeling a bit squeamish about it. (But the pizza I made was delicious.)
(Also, why have I never posted a recipe for pizza before? I eat it so often!)
O Pizza! My Pizza! our fearful baking is done;
Your crust has weathered the oven, the tastiness we sought is won;
My plate is near, the timer I hear, my tummy all exulting,
While follow eyes the yummy edges, the smell divine and piquant:
But O tummy! tummy! tummy!
O the bleeding drops of tomato sauce,
Where on the plate my Pizza lies,
Baked fresh and delicious.